Lincoln bumps into Lisa as he makes his way to Lynn’s room, and Lisa is none too pleased.
LISA: Watch yourself, Lincoln…
LINCOLN: What are you talking about?
LISA: Luna was asking me about your sudden change in physique.
LINCOLN: So…? I don’t even know how I’m like this now.
LISA: No one’s gonna believe you if you tell them puberty suddenly makes you a mesomorph. I told her you had an extremely rare rapid muscle growth condition with a heightened metabolism, and from now on, tell them you have that. That’s far more believable than telling them it’s from puberty.
LINCOLN: *Sigh* Fine…
LISA: Are you ready to turn Matt and Bridgett into bloody pulps?
LINCOLN: About that…I just want to move on from this because Leni’s forgotten about it, too.
LISA: What?! What happened to your honor? An honorable brother provides justice if one of his sisters