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Wandering Thoughts: Why Lori Loud is Hated
So here I am, alone on a Saturday night, boozing it up and rambling about cartoons to forget about the extremely shitty week I had at work.  Anyway…
Ever since getting into The Loud House late last year, I noticed a theme among many fans’ opinions of a certain character (even though opinions are pretty diverse among this particular fanbase).  What I’m talking about is that it’s common for Lori to be ranked near or at the bottom of the list of favorite Loud sisters.  The question though, is this hate for Lori justified?
Personally, I think so.  Lori is right at the bottom of my favorite Loud sisters, though I don’t HATE Lori (I reserve hate only for real people that deserve it, such as SJWs and management where I work), I just dislike Lori (with Lisa being a very close second, but that’s another topic).  Not only do I find Lori to be downright loathsome in certain episodes, I don’t think she works well as a character a g
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The Forbidden Cinnamon Roll: Violent Playground
Lincoln bumps into Lisa as he makes his way to Lynn’s room, and Lisa is none too pleased.
LISA:  Watch yourself, Lincoln…
LINCOLN:  What are you talking about?
LISA:  Luna was asking me about your sudden change in physique.
LINCOLN:  So…?  I don’t even know how I’m like this now.
LISA:  No one’s gonna believe you if you tell them puberty suddenly makes you a mesomorph.  I told her you had an extremely rare rapid muscle growth condition with a heightened metabolism, and from now on, tell them you have that.  That’s far more believable than telling them it’s from puberty.
LINCOLN:  *Sigh* Fine…
LISA:  Are you ready to turn Matt and Bridgett into bloody pulps?
LINCOLN:  About that…I just want to move on from this because Leni’s forgotten about it, too.
LISA:  What?!  What happened to your honor?  An honorable brother provides justice if one of his sisters
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Controversial Opinion: Driving Miss Hazy
I updated this review with better prose and info.  Thank you DandyAndy1989, Just-Def, and zRei for inadvertently getting me to update the review with information they provided in the comment section.
Rating:  12/100
For any Loud House fans that watch me on this site, you probably know I like this cartoon a good deal, and while not an indictment exclusive to The Loud House, it has its share of episodes that invoke feelings range from "meh" to "kill me now."  Of course, which episodes that evoke such emotions are quite varied (though it seems like "Brawl in the Family" is the one fans currently hate the most, which I haven't seen yet).  However, the one I despise the most right now is one fans generally like (or even love), "Driving Miss Hazy."
"But DOF, this episode focuses on your favorite character, Leni!"
Yes, this episode does focus on the purest cinnamon roll in the show (and arguably in the entire realm of Nicktoons), and while it does pain me to
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The Forbidden Cinnamon Roll: The Best Day Ever
Saturday October 13. 2018
The rays of sunlight on a chilly yet bright dawn break through the windows of Leni’s room, waking up Lincoln.  As he rubs the crust and dreariness from his eyes, he looks at his older sister, who is still asleep.  Leni looked so tranquil and contented in her slumber that he didn’t want to wake her up, especially knowing how devastated she was the night before.  He snuck out of bed to get himself ready for the day he had planned out for Leni.  When he got into the bathroom, he felt rather different, and when he took off his shirt, what he saw shocked him.
LINCOLN:  Aaah!  My torso and arms…they’re so hard and chiseled.  Is this a part of puberty?
After completing his morning routine, he goes back into Leni’s room, and she had just woken up.  As she sat on the bed stretching out her arms and yawning while in her turquoise night gown, she looked like as if Venus, the Roman goddess of beauty, ha
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Character Retrsopect: Leni Loud
I'll start by saying that Leni is - without question - the most hilarious character in the show. Again, that's roughly my opinion. Leni is the second eldest sister of the Loud kids as well as Lori's roommate. Leni immediately pops into my mind as being one of the nicest of the sisters, and there are several instances of this. Take "One Flu Over the Loud House." While the remaining siblings think nothing on the condition of their sick family members, Leni tries to take care of them on several occasions. Lincoln even takes the fall for her, realizing that someone as nice as her shouldn't catch the flu. Of course, they all catch the flu anyway, but it's the thought that counts. Or then there's "Along Came a Sister" which sees her saving the class tarantula despite the fact that she's deathly afraid of it. She's willing to put her fear aside for her brother's sake.
What makes Leni funny, however, is her ditzy nature. Now, Leni isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but that's what honestly m
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Character Retrospect: Luna Loud
And here's the punk star herself, Luna Loud. Honestly, there's not much I can say about her. Actually, that's a lie, there is. Luna Loud is the third eldest sister of the Loud kids, as well as the roommate of comedian Luan Loud. She is a whiz at nearly every instrument known to man, though she's hardly ever seen without her trademark electric guitar, she's confident, and generally laid-back. Really, out of all of the sisters, Luna catches my interest to the point that if I had an older sister, I would most certainly want her to be like Luna.
It's hard to say what I like the most about Luna. For instance, I love her design. Something about it stands out to me when you compare it to the other girls. In addition, she comes off as one of the nicer sisters. While not necessarily the closest to Lincoln, I always find myself engaged whenever they are bonding. Case in point, "For Bros About to Rock." Sure, she unintentionally ruined her sisters' first concerts, but I never felt that there was
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Character Retrospect: Lori Loud
So I made a list in which I compiled who I considered to be the best of the Loud sisters with Lori roughly scoring at number 9. Now, that is not to say that I hate Lori, or like her the least, there are a few aspects about her character that I felt needed to be addressed. Now, if you are a fan of Lori Loud, don't take offense as to what I am about to say regarding her, as it is just my silly opinion.
Lori Loud is the eldest of the Loud kids, at around 17 years of age. As to be expected, Lori tends to have dominion over her younger siblings, which makes her come off as a dictator quite often. To describe Lori, she has two main loves in her life: her cellphone, and her boyfriend Bobby Santiago. She also is shown getting overly enraged several times, usually for the most trivial of reasons. For instance, in "Get the Message," she threatens to turn her brother Lincoln into a human pretzel just because he accidentally walked into her room. To me, this was her worst moment as she comes off a
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Kozak Style Challenge
After stumbling across a similar style challenge done by the great Just-Def, I decided to do this myself.  This was more difficult than I initially thought because the square glasses I wear everyday are apparently a big hindrance to drawing one's self in other cartoon styles (circular frames are easier to adapt to other cartoon styles, but I'm not a fan of circular frames).  With my own style and the five others drawn, I also wanted to draw myself in the King of the Hill and Hey Arnold styles, but my drawing style is already similar to the KOTH style and I had a really difficult time drawing myself in the HA style.  However, I think the other styles came out okay, but I think the Garfield rendition of myself came out the best.

Duckman is property of Everett Peck.
Popeye is property of King Features Syndicate.
The Loud House is property of Chris Savino/Nickelodeon.
Garfield is property of Jim Davis.
Rick and Morty is property of Justin Roiland/Dan Harmon/Cartoon Network.
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Hello fellow Loud House fans,

If you've been on here frequently in the last few months or so, chances are you've seen drawings requested by Bart-Toons of Leni and Luna kissing Lincoln or of Lori hugging Lincoln.  You've possible even been asked by him to draw those.  Quite frankly, even with Leni and Luna being among my favorite Loud sisters (with the former being one of my absolute favorite Nicktoon characters as well), I'm sick of seeing the same themed image whenever I check out new artwork in TheLoudHouseClub.  He asked me to draw the same image and I just ignored him, and while the rest of you are free to do what you like artistically, I suggest you ignore him as well.
  • Listening to: Steven Crowder
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Yeah, I'm a bit late in the game talking about this particular topic relating to The Loud House, but with Savino and crew writing the Santiagos out of the show in "The Loudest Mission:  Relative Chaos," I honestly couldn't be happier.

I not only unapologetically dislike Ronnie Anne Santiago, but I think she's the worst character in the show.  One of the few faults The Louse House has is making "tough" or antagonistic characters that you're ultimately supposed to like, and Ronnie Anne epitomized this (with another good example being Lori).  From her introduction in "Heavy Meddle" up until the last one she was in, she just came off as a Helga Pataki clone sans everything that made Helga such an appealing character.  While most of Helga's antics were more light-hearted and funny, Ronnie Anne just came off as a vicious bitch most of the time.  Giving Lincoln a raw steak for the eye she punched him in (and a love note) ISN'T just recompense for such a shitty action, and the other episodes she appeared in failed to make me like her at all (not even "Shell Shock" did any good for me, which was supposed to show a more sympathetic side to her compared to the other episodes).

In regards to the Ronniecoln ship, surprise surprise, I'm no fan of it.  Contrary to what you might think, I don't hate Ronniecoln because it ran counter to all the lovely Loudcest ships out there, but because I thought the relationship was totally cliché and contrived.

While I don't necessarily dislike Bobby, I found the relationship between him and Lori pretty irritating, and I'm glad that the ship no longer exists after Loudest Mission.

That's all I gotta say about this matter.
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  • Eating: Beer-Battered Pork Chops
  • Drinking: Karlovačko Beer
Despite my best efforts to keep the new job I got back in April, I got disqualified for totally arbitrary reasons.  While the union might be able to do something about it, I'm not betting on it because I didn't have union seniority for that particular job.  As a backup plan, it looks like a better job opened up at a different service center and will try to get that.
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Kozak-the-Insomniac
David Kozak
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Current Residence: A hermetic cave in the Rustbelt of America.
Favourite genre of music: Death metal, thrash metal, old school grindcore, classic heavy metal, 80's/early 90's industrial, 70's jazz-fusion, classical music, 16-bit videogame instrumentals, and old-school rap.
Favourite style of art: Cel-animation and industrial concept art.
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: Insignia Pilot 4GB MP3 player
Favourite cartoon character: Ren Hoek, Duckman, Helga Pataki, Phoebe Heyerdahl, Filburt Turtle, Batman (from Batman: The Animated Series), Daffy Duck, Popeye, Leni Loud, Lucy Loud, Luna Loud, Lynn Loud, and Mabel Pines.
Personal Quote: The truth is loyal to no narrative, therefore my narrative is built only on things that are actually true.
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Hello fellow Loud House fans,

If you've been on here frequently in the last few months or so, chances are you've seen drawings requested by Bart-Toons of Leni and Luna kissing Lincoln or of Lori hugging Lincoln.  You've possible even been asked by him to draw those.  Quite frankly, even with Leni and Luna being among my favorite Loud sisters (with the former being one of my absolute favorite Nicktoon characters as well), I'm sick of seeing the same themed image whenever I check out new artwork in TheLoudHouseClub.  He asked me to draw the same image and I just ignored him, and while the rest of you are free to do what you like artistically, I suggest you ignore him as well.
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NoobDestroyer64 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2017
pretty frikin neat, du de
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Thanks for the badge^^.
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You're most welcome!
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Thanks for the fave! +fav  
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You're most welcome!
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Nice icon. I love Duckman
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Progamuffin Featured By Owner May 10, 2017
I never knew you had a deviant art profile until yesterday.  And how's everything going?
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hi there
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legocreepers1234 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2017  Student Filmographer
request: can you remake this: www.deviantart.com/art/Lincoln… but my loud house character: www.pictaram.com/media/1371330…, i want you to dress me up as leni only, same clothes and pose as in the picture and please hurry
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Thank you for the watch.
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