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Meet the Artist Meme: Kozak-the-Insomniac :iconkozak-the-insomniac:Kozak-the-Insomniac 3 2 Lori Loud's Reaction to Pat From Moonachie :iconkozak-the-insomniac:Kozak-the-Insomniac 3 0 Smug Ren :iconkozak-the-insomniac:Kozak-the-Insomniac 4 3 The Loud House_Did I Do That Final :iconkozak-the-insomniac:Kozak-the-Insomniac 23 12 The Loud House-Did I Do That WIP :iconkozak-the-insomniac:Kozak-the-Insomniac 11 10
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The Forbidden Cinnamon Roll: Violent Playground
Lincoln bumps into Lisa as he makes his way to Lynn’s room, and Lisa is none too pleased.
LISA:  Watch yourself, Lincoln…
LINCOLN:  What are you talking about?
LISA:  Luna was asking me about your sudden change in physique.
LINCOLN:  So…?  I don’t even know how I’m like this now.
LISA:  No one’s gonna believe you if you tell them puberty suddenly makes you a mesomorph.  I told her you had an extremely rare rapid muscle growth condition with a heightened metabolism, and from now on, tell them you have that.  That’s far more believable than telling them it’s from puberty.
LINCOLN:  *Sigh* Fine…
LISA:  Are you ready to turn Matt and Bridgett into bloody pulps?
LINCOLN:  About that…I just want to move on from this because Leni’s forgotten about it, too.
LISA:  What?!  What happened to your honor?  An honorable brother provides justice if one of his sisters
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The Loud House-Happy Valentine's Day Linky :iconkozak-the-insomniac:Kozak-the-Insomniac 32 10
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Loud Sisters Laughing at the Baby Bird :iconkozak-the-insomniac:Kozak-the-Insomniac 3 2
JumpJump Lucy Loud Mug on a Saturday Mid-Morning :iconkozak-the-insomniac:Kozak-the-Insomniac 10 5
Literature
Controversial Opinion: Driving Miss Hazy
I updated this review with better prose and info.  Thank you DandyAndy1989, Just-Def, and zRei for inadvertently getting me to update the review with information they provided in the comment section.
Rating:  12/100
For any Loud House fans that watch me on this site, you probably know I like this cartoon a good deal, and while not an indictment exclusive to The Loud House, it has its share of episodes that invoke feelings range from "meh" to "kill me now."  Of course, which episodes that evoke such emotions are quite varied (though it seems like "Brawl in the Family" is the one fans currently hate the most, which I haven't seen yet).  However, the one I despise the most right now is one fans generally like (or even love), "Driving Miss Hazy."
"But DOF, this episode focuses on your favorite character, Leni!"
Yes, this episode does focus on the purest cinnamon roll in the show (and arguably in the entire realm of Nicktoons), and while it does pain me to
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Literature
The Forbidden Cinnamon Roll: The Best Day Ever
Saturday October 13. 2018
The rays of sunlight on a chilly yet bright dawn break through the windows of Leni’s room, waking up Lincoln.  As he rubs the crust and dreariness from his eyes, he looks at his older sister, who is still asleep.  Leni looked so tranquil and contented in her slumber that he didn’t want to wake her up, especially knowing how devastated she was the night before.  He snuck out of bed to get himself ready for the day he had planned out for Leni.  When he got into the bathroom, he felt rather different, and when he took off his shirt, what he saw shocked him.
LINCOLN:  Aaah!  My torso and arms…they’re so hard and chiseled.  Is this a part of puberty?
After completing his morning routine, he goes back into Leni’s room, and she had just woken up.  As she sat on the bed stretching out her arms and yawning while in her turquoise night gown, she looked like as if Venus, the Roman goddess of beauty, ha
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Literature
The Forbidden Cinnamon Roll: Temptation's Dawn
AUTHOR’S NOTE
This story takes place two years after the current setting of The Loud House.
Friday October 5, 2018
It was a breezy, chilly autumn afternoon in Royal Woods, Michigan.  Lincoln and Clyde were in Lincoln’s room, reading the latest issue of Ace Savvy and snacking on pizza rolls and root beer.  They both hear Leni storm into the house screaming with joy.
LENI:  I got a date to the Autumn Dance at school!!!
LUNA:  Who’s dancing with you?
LENI:  Matt Leonard!  Like, he’s the star quarterback in the football team and totes the hottest hunk in school!
LUNA:  Wow, Matt Leonard?!  You lucky gal!
LENI:  I know, right?!
Lincoln and Clyde walk out of the room to join the conversation.
LUNA:  What’s all the hubbub?
LENI:  I’m going to the Autumn Dance with Matt Leonard!
LUNA:  He’s one rockin’ slab of beefcake!
LINCOLN:  Oh okay…
CLYDE:  Good for you, Leni.
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TLH__The Forbidden Cinnamon Roll__First Kiss :iconkozak-the-insomniac:Kozak-the-Insomniac 68 47 TLH_Lynn Loud Running :iconkozak-the-insomniac:Kozak-the-Insomniac 17 4 Loud Sisters watch Grave of the Fireflies :iconkozak-the-insomniac:Kozak-the-Insomniac 10 5 HA Cyberpunk Harold and Rhonda :iconkozak-the-insomniac:Kozak-the-Insomniac 15 9

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Don't Leave :iconthefreshknight:TheFreshKnight 84 24 The Loud House - Leni Making Cereal :iconpikapika212:pikapika212 9 8 Good Night :iconmelodyxxx:MelodyXXX 18 4 Shortaki - better than Twilight :iconcowgirlem:cowgirlem 27 12 Sketch8 :iconleonxdz:Leonxdz 115 8 justDEF - Mabel Unicorn Frap [FanArt] :iconjust-def:Just-Def 89 53 Zombie Lana :iconsb99stuff:SB99stuff 131 46 Rockos modern concepts :icontvsrik:TVsRik 62 3 Charlie Murphy playing hoops in Heaven with Prince :iconmakinita:Makinita 10 5 Kylo Ren :iconr4zorx:R4ZORx 4 3 Laverne :iconbunnyabsentia:BunnyAbsentia 50 19 Vulgar Display Of Equality :iconcurtsibling:curtsibling 92 221 justDEF - Michael Spokes Loud [Request] :iconjust-def:Just-Def 41 15 Stop Embarrassing Me! :iconthefreshknight:TheFreshKnight 282 57 Lincoln Loud Freaks out :iconspongefox:spongefox 56 13
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The Loud House Cueva del caos - escena altern 2 :iconferozyraptor:Ferozyraptor 42 20

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Hi everyone,

Had a craptastic day at work today, and while I'm a bit nervous about the next two months, it looks like I FINALLY got a promotion to a more lucrative job at where I work.  I have 30 days to do the job well enough to management's satisfaction and if that's achieved, I'll get placed under the union's contract for the drivers once I make it past 30 days.

However, this means I'll be pretty inactive as far as submitting artwork because I have a lot to learn and get used to.
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Angry Grandpa
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Water
Meet the Artist Meme: Kozak-the-Insomniac
So, I finally got my Meet the Artist Meme done just now.  Not much else to say other than what you're staring at now should give you a good idea on who I am.

I initially wanted to draw myself in a sitting pose, but realized that would require a chair and a detailed background, so I just went for a somewhat dramatic standing pose, and was impressed that I was able to draw the Death logo reasonably well by hand.
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I should have a "Meet the Artist" meme of myself done on Easter, and the video below should explain why among other things, it takes a while for me to create content for this website.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3LPJv…
Hi everyone,Kozak Political Compass July 2016 by Kozak-the-Insomniac

For anyone curious about where I stand politically, according to the Political Compass test, I'm a left-leaning libertarian.  However, notice that I'm very close to the center of the compass, showing that I'm not really loyal to one political ideology.  I could write a college thesis about the various political stances I have, but in essence, I believe in social and economic freedom in society along with equality under the law.

Here's a link to the test if you ever want to take it.

www.politicalcompass.org/
  • Listening to: Nokturnal Mortum-Ukraine
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Carrots
  • Drinking: Water
Lori Loud's Reaction to Pat From Moonachie
Between the options of finishing my taxes, drawing Loud House fanart or working on a Meet the Artist meme, going to the gym, and even hooking up my new PS4 Slim and playing DOOM, there's so many other more important, fun, and productive things I could be doing right now.  However, I'm abhorrently lazy at the moment, so I whipped up Loud House meme #648,972,324.  However, I decided to add a twist to it by instead of Lori reacting with puppy eyes to something cute, she reacts that way to Pat from Moonachie, a very notable Opie & Anthony fan, conquering the Fat Sandwich Challenge at one of the RU Hungry? trucks in New Brunswick, New Jersey.

The challenge requires finishing five Fat Sandwiches in 45 minutes, and if you do so, you get to create your own Fat Sandwich and name it.  Pat not only beat the challenge in 28 minutes, he could have gone for another sandwich...

Here's video of Pat beating the Fat Sandwich Challenge.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=032ioK…

Lori Loud is property of Chris Savino/Nickelodeon.
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Kozak-the-Insomniac
David Kozak
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Current Residence: A hermetic cave in the Rustbelt of America.
Favourite genre of music: Death metal, thrash metal, old school grindcore, classic heavy metal, 80's/early 90's industrial, 70's jazz-fusion, classical music, 16-bit videogame instrumentals, and old-school rap.
Favourite style of art: Cel-animation and industrial concept art.
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: Insignia Pilot 4GB MP3 player
Favourite cartoon character: Ren Hoek, Duckman, Helga Pataki, Phoebe Heyerdahl, Filburt Turtle, Batman (from Batman: The Animated Series), Daffy Duck, Popeye, Leni Loud, Lucy Loud, Luna Loud, Lynn Loud, and Mabel Pines.
Personal Quote: The truth is loyal to no narrative, therefore my narrative is built only on things that are actually true.
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Hi everyone,

Had a craptastic day at work today, and while I'm a bit nervous about the next two months, it looks like I FINALLY got a promotion to a more lucrative job at where I work.  I have 30 days to do the job well enough to management's satisfaction and if that's achieved, I'll get placed under the union's contract for the drivers once I make it past 30 days.

However, this means I'll be pretty inactive as far as submitting artwork because I have a lot to learn and get used to.
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Angry Grandpa
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Water

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:icondoraemonfan4life:
DoraemonFan4Life Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
hi there
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legocreepers1234 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2017  Student Filmographer
request: can you remake this: www.deviantart.com/art/Lincoln… but my loud house character: www.pictaram.com/media/1371330…, i want you to dress me up as leni only, same clothes and pose as in the picture and please hurry
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spongefox Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the watch.
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Kozak-the-Insomniac Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You're most welcome!
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legocreepers1234 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2017  Student Filmographer
request: can you remake this: miigz03.deviantart.com/art/I-T… but my loud house character as a goth on the left of maggie kissing her: www.pictaram.com/media/1378469… and please hurry
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:iconyydloophole:
YYDloophole Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2016
With all due respect, I find your name very unconstitutional.
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Kozak-the-Insomniac Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
When I started this account 10 years ago, I was really far on the left politically speaking.  Now I'm a centrist/moderate, and I'm too cheap to get a premium account to change my name.
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:iconyydloophole:
YYDloophole Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2016
I see. So now you're more tolerant of others. Thumbs Up 
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Just-Def Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ika Musume (Sparkle Eyes) [V1] Misc Emoji-04 (Happy Birthday) [V1]birthday cakeIka Musume (Sparkle Eyes) [V1] 
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Kozak-the-Insomniac Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Many thanks!
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